Unicorn Mum (and Moms)
(noun) /'Yoona kôrn mum
A mother who is not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Zero F#cks Given
When I posted this on social media you went a bit nuts for it, so I've designed it into a t-shirt for all the Unicorn Mums out there.
You're welcome 😉